In love with Joseph’s light shade

This would be me 😅

I really wasn’t prepared for the grief that is Joseph moving into his own bedroom tonight because he has outgrown his crib 😩😭

From our workshops that test out the two tone tune to officers deploying to jobs, this little fella has been sat patiently observing the noise to recreate it! 🐦‍⬛

Mission accomplished! 💪🏻

Half an hour before my new cooker was going to be delivered, the delivery folk have realised that it’s got a massive dent in it. A few more nights of microwave-cooked beans on toast it is! 😅

I love my mum’s blossom tree #TreeClub

Hi bumble
I’ve had this text to my mobile phone. I have not set up a Bumble account and do not want a Bumble account. I believe this to be a malicious course of action by a specific person.
How can I ensure my name/number/likeness is not used on your website/app please?

Took Joseph to see my mum’s chickens today. He was completely unimpressed and uninterested by the chickens but really took a shine to all of the allotment trees and wanted to grab them all. Proper #TreeClub baby 😂

Last night I went to see Peter Kay in Manchester. First evening out since Joseph was born which felt strange. Today I moved house. Am very tired, overwhelmed, emotional and grateful all at once. I like acers so I bought a little one for the new garden.

My letting agents have charged me £480 to re-let my house as I’m ending the tenancy a couple of months early. Supposedly they incur a tonne of costs to re-let a house. I paid it yesterday and they’ve already booked in 3 viewings for tomorrow. Does that really cost £480?!

Better hope you haven’t lost your voice and that your phone battery hasn’t died if you go shopping at the Cornbow in Halesowen 😅

This is beyond horrendous. I reckon the suspects have a target on their heads now that their picture has been published.

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First night without my son tonight since he was born. He is staying at his grandma’s while I pack up my house. One might think I’d be thrilled/excited but actually I just feel anxious, guilty and sad because I miss him terribly.

Hey InPost UK
Sent a parcel with you. Apparently you couldn’t deliver it to the destination locker so it’s on its way back to me but I am away for a while now for Easter. Email says you make 3 attempts to deliver but no option in your email to nominate a safe place.
What now?

Has someone planted a tree on my behalf through National Trust?
I’ve just had an email thanking me for planting a tree but haven’t bought one myself.
Bit worried I’ve fallen foul of a scam or data harvesters or something so if it was you, please let me know #TreeClub 🌳

I don’t know if this offer is currently running everywhere but UberEats in my area are currently doing £15 off a £25+ grocery shop at selected stores. Just got £38 worth of stuff including delivery fees for £16 - around about £1 per item which is good for the things I’ve bought.

Joseph just had his 6 month preemie check with the health visitor and he is on the 91st percentile for his height. I’ll never get over that I, a right short arse, grew and hosted such a very tall baby 😂
He’s all legs like his dad!