Oofuckingrah

the 4th one had a panic attack 😭

Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ We shouldn’t be here, but now that we are, it’s quite clear what we need to do…

Bad take. I signed the contract. If the Dr says I'm 100, run me my money. They need to hold up their end of the contract.

PSA TO THE NBA: NIKOLA JOKIC IS COMING OVER THIS YEAR. PICKED BY THE NUGGETS AT #41 IN 2014, HE WILL DOMINATE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE AND LAUGH.

That nigga sell weed.. I know when a nigga holding

Sotomayor: A stable democratic society needs the good faith of its public officials. Wouldn't you agree? D: absolutely. S And that good faith assumes they will follow the law. D: yes. S: now putting that aside, there is no failsafe system of government, meaning, we have a…

… unless it’s a U.S. History class in a red state.

Frank Turek How are we defining a dying and rising god? Inanna dies in the Netherworld and is brought back to life after being mourned for 3 days & 3 nights. Enki sends the gala-tura & kur-gara with a plant & water of life to bring her back to life (Inanna’s Descent, ll. 164-175; 226-253)

Indeed.

Things are pretty fucked.

I treat non-biblical texts the same way as I treat biblical texts. I doubt the supernatural parts in all of them.

Not Wendy's. 🤣🤣🤣

Do you know how to tell if someone is a vampire?

Plunge a wooden stake through their heart. That kills vampires. So if they die, that’s what they must have been.

Do you know how to tell if someone is a werewolf?

When has this MF ever been in the streets?

This is gold.

This is literally you