Speaker Johnson traveling to Mar-A-Lago to hold a
“Press conference”
With Trump
About “election integrity”
Is a giant red flag that he and other House Republicans plan to refuse any election result that isn’t a Trump win

Trump at his rallies: 'What Biden is doing is illegal!'

Trump in court: 'Nothing a president does is ever illegal.'

And this is how dumb you MAGAs are.

Can we please get this in writing?

Hey folks
Everyone remember a couple of weeks ago when MAGA was tweeting
“In your face libitards, Trump just made 4 billion dollars overnight taking Truth Social public”
What happened to those?

Republicans are in constant attack mode
They have to keep their base angry
So they don’t realize they have done absolutely nothing for them
And they are trying to tire us out by making it seem hopeless to even try
Don’t fall for it
They can be beat

Republican politicians:
Just a heads up
Random people saying things on a TikTok video doesn’t automatically make it true

The Party of Pro Life folks
But hey
Republicans losing 80 percent of their base wouldn’t be such a bad thing
Also going to put quite a dent in the religious community

They think free speech means you have to be forced to listen to them

Notice that Republicans want to ban birth control for women
But aren’t even discussing a law to ban vasectomies

The Democrats master plan for winning in 2024
Know as:
Operation Republicans Just Keep Attacking Women On Every Possible Front
Is going awesome

Only Geraldo would lay out in excruciating detail the extent people will go to get away from him
I wonder if he was crying while he typed this?

Good Morning
Is anyone left out there?
The Apocalypse must of been super quiet because I slept right through it

A poll shows that out of the 15 States people chose to travel to to watch today’s eclipse
Arkansas ranked 19th

In Franklin, Indiana
At Solar Jam
No signs of the apocalypse
Good music though

So other than the Biblically bad traffic coming into Indianapolis
Everything seems fine
I’ll alert you all if it starts raining frogs or anything

Today’s Republicans were one hundred percent the people yelling
“Get a horse”
At people who were driving those new fangled automobiles

Things Republicans have said, on video, they hope happens before the November election
Gas goes to 8 dollars or more a gallon
The U.S. economy collapses
There is a terrorist attack
Or even better
Several terrorist attacks in America
#VoteBlue2024ProtectDemocracy

MAGA believes Trump can pardon himself but that Biden could do no such thing.

Pence could disregard electors. Harris? Of course not.

They play by their own rules where they’re always good and right.

Especially when they’re not.

Hey MAGA
Here’s the deal
Marjorie Taylor Greene thinks you are as dumb as 13th century peasants
Who thought Eclipses were magical signs from God
I’ve had a hotel room in the path of totality reserved for 4 years
Because
You know
Science

I’m getting more than a little pissed at being called a Demon
because I just want to let people live their lives the way they want as long as it doesn’t hurt someone else