I wish I never found out about dates the hold they have over me is deadly

Got sat next to the most huffing and puffing woman for a 9 hour flight and I know this is the good lord giving me karma for every time I have been a bitch this year

there’s no way 2020 was a real year

A brief history of your favourite fonts:

Is anyone else's dyson airwrap destroying thief hair or is it just me

the “devil’s lettuce” is coleslaw not weed

Y'all this is trending under 'sunscreen' -- I'M CRYING

Good business talk ye

The real reason they discourage MRIs during pregnancy is because then people would realise they’re incubating nightmare demons and would be rightfully terrified

Lord you can come back now these folks ready

Hi can I put this man on the FBI most wanted list? Thanks

My ex just texted me that he is seeing a 42 year old... this will be a fun spiral

4/20 is officially the new #DogeDay - Lets get this trending #doge #doge coin

I have an obsession with sniffing my dogs paws, I could literally huff them all day

what

y’all drink tomato juice with alcohol and hot sauce unprovoked????

I really cannot believe that I am from Cumming, GA