How did sun worshippers flop that hard. Their god shows up every day, grows crops, blinds people who look at it (even today!) and they still couldn’t convince a bunch of 1000BC guys their faith was the true light and way. Easiest layup of their lives and they flubbed it

Lmao

New Yorkers bout to start talking bout how they the first city to have earthquakes

Let an old head speak on it

I like your funny reply, friend. You will be buried in my pyramid when I die

okayy okay let's heal this guy, let's heal this guy with kindness

That clanking noise when you get something good while vacuuming >>>

I got fucking slopppyyyy last night lmfao. It's embarrassing man i'm not drinking again ever

(Me at 4am the night before, speaking my best friend of 9 years): Bro.. it's giving friendship

standing like this in the city centre so people can walk up and initiate dialogue with me

Oh shit oh fucj