I talk about this era like our grandparents talk about the Kennedys…

Oh, sister. We’re on drugs. 💕

wait what

for the children

this photo makes it look like Ashanti just told Nelly both of these things two seconds earlier

imagine you’re creepy as hell…now say something to a professional athlete

Before we can move forward with the most basically obvious idea imaginable, we need to build consensus on a strategy.

I want to take a moment to be open and honest.

Recently I’ve been struggling both mentally and emotionally while keeping a smiling face on the outside.

imagine you hate your job

Our warrant clearing event helped over 400 people on Friday! Wow

this man said “free medical care”

[filling in my friend who’s never heard of OJ Simpson]

him: wow! how can you be that good at football AND in the Naked Gun movies??

me: ok well don’t—let’s not get too excited yet

2024 All-Star voting is gonna be lit.

What's an album you heard at 15 that changed your brain chemistry?

The Royals have allowed the fewest runs in baseball, have the 2nd highest run differential, are on a 6 game win streak (the current hottest team in the league) and are only 1 game out of 1st place in the AL Central.

This.
Is.
Awesome.

introducing the kids to Aquemini this evening

don’t try to define fun for me

Every Ice Cube role after Friday is just alternate universe Craig lmao