Now what on Earth is he planning and why did he choose my window ledge to plan it?

#XMen97 this is such an iconic Storm pose, looking RIGHT in the camera too, like, 'did you doubt that I was Mother?' I screamed.

Sometimes I do that thing where someone tells a story and I tell a similar story because I want to feel connected. And truthfully, I don't need to add my story to theirs. It's okay to let them have the moment.

But it's haaaaaard lol

Language is wild. You could see this [красивый] and be able to sound it out if you understand the Cyrillic alphabet. But 'krasivyy' won't mean anything if you don't speak Russian. So you could theoretically read a Russian book IN Russian and have no idea what it's about 🤯

I'm impressed with my car. It is still getting me around and has about 200k miles on it. That's about 8 trips around the Earth!!

#XMen97 epic opening minus Magneto and Gambit made me tear up. But the addition of Nightcrawler gave me some joy. 😭🥰

Random thought, but if Shohreh Aghdashloo ever visits Austin, Tx I would for sure invite her to join me for wings and beer, or pizza. My treat!

#TwitterofTime #TheWheelofTime Graendal's understanding of the human psyche allowed her to use Compulsion more delicately than nearly everyone. She feigned a flighty, vain, dumb persona but underneath was quite clever and observant. She was the Paris Hilton of the Age of Legends.

I'm malleable in some of my convictions, but I simply won't entertain people who are openly racist. I was chatting with a guy and he changed his profile to 'I don't do black guys' and that's an immediate no for me.

I don't do guys that don't do black guys . #SorryNotSorry 🤷‍♂️

I thought I saw David Archuleta on my Grindr and I about lost my mind. Just a look-a-like, though, booooo!! 🤣

There's something that irritates me about people who go after someone already in a relationship with the attitude of 'I'm better for you'. It's like...arrogant? I don't know the word, but I'd definitely beat that person's ass.

Taylor Swift's music reaches the hearts of regular people who are trying and failing at relationships, drinking Frappucinos, and just want to experience love. Her lyrics aren't life changing but it's good music and people like it. And now she's a billionaire so...that's okay.

Gas jumped from $2.89 to $3.39 in one day. Gas prices are truly confusing to me.

94/100 on my Linux quiz. Do I like Linux more than I like Windows now?

How do you all eat your pizza? Do you fold it in half like a sandwich? Just grab it and eat it? Fork and knife? I see such a variety of options at this place.

I don't know if I can wait until July for #WOTIdol2024 lol. I may drop a couple of parodies in the meantime just to keep me entertained.

When I went to South Padre with some friends, I bought a summer dress and wore it to the beach. I don't own women's clothing, but let me tell you how comfortable I was. And...I looked pretty cute. My wardrobe is traditionally male, but sometimes...dresses are better.