The way my kid asks me daily to listen to Anamanaguchi (REAL) 🔥

Not my 5yo thinking Forget You by CeeLo Green is sung by Jack Black

Nothing prepares you for how much of children playing is just screaming.

Saw William Defoe's face in the clouds.

Pepper, cracking up: 'Mom. Do you know what I just realized? Teenagers get paid to act like grown-ups when they babysit so that grown-ups can go out and act like teenagers'

motherfrigginfrickahhhhhhhhhhhh

If you didn't fall in love with shia labeouf while watching peanut butter falcon, you're a liar.

I fiy watched the all the hunger games movies, bc I want to see the new one.

Peeta > Gale. Justice for Finnick and Prim. Effie and Haymitch forever. But I wish I never watched it all.

Pepper, for no good reason, in the middle of lunch with my parents:
'sometimes mom gets really angry and says the f word'.
Then she laughs hysterically as my dad who can barely hear, ask her to repeat the joke multiple times.

So, Merry Christmas everyone.

All I want for Christmas is for my husband to start dressing like a Kpop star

Chips and salsa is a complete meal. The end.

My kid, trying a new noodle from Trader Joe's: wow, Italians are so creative!

Drowning

Grouch grouch city

'Stay tuned' : A two word phrase that makes me immediately less interested.

Debbie Thornberry deserved better

I wanna go home

Forever feeling like an idiot

She gets a smart watch for one second

Roselia, by pep.