Bruh being healthy actually takes up a lot of time and energy. like i don’t even have time to be depressed because i gotta meal prep and work out and shower and fold my clothes and moisturize my face and deep condition my hair and call my loved ones and read my books.

happy “thank god i didnt kms on monday bc its almost the weekend again” thursday

I don’t do the whole “jokingly putting each other down” thing in any of my relationships/connections. I don’t find it funny

Only thing a bitch got better than me is eyesight

At lunch wit a white girl n she keep saying “yum dot com” after every bite

Mommy needs a DRINK and a better immune system!

it’s 4am and i’m thinking about that one time i ordered indian food with a date and I wanted medium so he changed his from mild to medium and it was too spicy for him and he started sweating and chugging water and asked me if i was okay

if i start baking for someone’s son and he’s a loser just take me out. just purchase a gun. just hit me with a car.

i’m sorry dom dolla ate and left no crumbs

I’ll eat a hotdog at 7am I don’t give a fuck

matcha latte tastes like everything is going to be okay

people are arguing in the comments like he’s not right… lil nas x was literally DEMONIZED in the media so much so he played into the role

imagine having to say i’m sorry in your vows…………. THATS YOUR HUSBAND??

no story will go unreplied to tonight

you know a pic is good when four ex situationships like it

a lot of you men would be disgusted if your daughter ended up with a man like you

You think it’s a sign of weakness to “need someone” but I think it’s a mark of profound cowardice to pretend that you don’t need anyone and that all people are interchangeable. Humans need other humans to love or else life is meaningless

if you’re not going to therapy because you’re too “self aware” you should probably rethink that because even though you apparently “already know” you make poor decisions still. idk just saying

(Responding to a friend who just said something insanely stupid) thats fair