bye mum, bye dad
meow cat, please meow back

mom & dad got my back
but i don't need that
i need a maserati

I love how writers are like we want 22 episode seasons and actors are like 22 episode seasons are awesome and the crew is like please give us longer seasons so we aren’t unemployed 4 times a year and audiences are pleaseeee give us more episodes and execs are like .. how about 6

Wordle 1.000 🎉 3/6

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'An ant colony contains the universe. Though it is not at its centre.'

Hell is all around us and is in session as we speak.

and then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like
i love you

I NEED SOMEONE TO LOVE ME LIKE I LOVE YOU

does anyone have book recs set in rome (or italy in general)? preferably queer but not necessarily have to be. fanfictions would also fine! i am going on vacation and reading a book set there is the only way i want to experience it :))

“I work well under pressure”

me under pressure:

I enjoy pretending to be sane

AHHHHHHSKSKEKKSKSKSKSKKDKD WTF WTF WTF THIS MIGHT BE BAD BUT MIGHT BE GOOD

BUT I AM AFRAID YOU MIGHT BREAK MY HEART THIS WEEK

Let me see if I understand this: the Academy nominated 'Barbie' for Best Picture (eight nominations total) -- a film about women being sidelined and rendered invisible in patriarchal structures -- but not the woman who directed the film.

Okay then.

Ken getting nominated and not Barbie is honestly so fitting for a film about a man discovering the power of patriarchy in the Real World.

everybody's falling in love and I'm falling behind

while you were sleeping I fell in love

u guys this hustle ..this grind…its just not for me…i want to be loved and i want to go on a walk in the middle of the day..and i want to eat oranges in the sun…and i want to read a book at 1PM…i want to have the luxury of staying in bed….im so tired

you were my everything, i was your second best