Update: I am still feeling this way, so I'm out of here for the foreseeable future. You can find via email or here: sfba.social/@williampietri

Such a great thread! 50+ realistic examples of how Twitter could fail big. And plenty more possibilities.

This is such a good time to spot tech and business poseurs.

I retweeted this earlier and since have learned that the first tweet in the photo is a joke.

I leave nearly 2 miles from Twitter HQ and even from this distance I can hear the honking of clown horns. 🤡

I think what I find funniest are the software bros who think space karen is doing JUST GREAT - and now want to work at Twitter.

They think everyone still there is HARDCORE and they are also HARDCORE and they want to go and CRUSH CODE together

Nitasha Tiku Jacob Silverman FSDT - Full Self Driving Twitter.

Shouldn’t be a problem. FSD works at the other place, right?