It’s toxic when an office says they’re like a family but I do think my family would be healthier if we treated it like work.

Does this gas station vending machine have any vegan options?

Dogs say hello with their nose. The only thing I say with my nose is “I am Italian.”

Starting a biker gang called “Sons Of Safety.” We live to ride cautiously.

Recipe for fun

Cried at the movie theater today. Water is $6.

'You are enough.' - me to three jars of peanut butter

My hometown brings up a lot of painful memories like childhood

When one door closes, another one opens
because my house is haunted

Simple way to double your money: when you deposit your paycheck write next to the amount “times 2”

O’Shea Sibley was a dancer. He was a light.

He was brutally killed in Brooklyn, NY while dancing to a Beyoncé song.

We must put an end to anti-Black, anti-LGBTQIA+ hate and violence in our society.

We must protect our LGBTQIA+ siblings.

Rest in Power.

Are you saying “boo” or “boo-urns”?

When I honk my horn, that means, “Hey highway friend, have a great day!”

Remember this prick

Best part of not being a baby anymore is that I can walk and eat whenever I want

I’m shy at first but once I get to know someone, I’m awkward and clumsy

Last week was PACKED, so get your tix for this Thursday QUICK.

Free as always at battingcageshowdc.eventbrite.com

soup williams Hi I’m Sandi Benton & more!

There's not enough hours in the day to do everything I want to put off

FREE SHOW just around the corner, NYC! We got a bodacious lineup, incl. Hi I’m, conntent mcnett, Clare O’Kane, + Brittany Carney, so make sure to reserve your seats at eventbrite.com/e/vintage-base…, and we’ll see you on Tues, 06/13, at Young Ethel’s in Park Slope, with bells on!