so bad ass when tough guys in movies get their fingers chopped off and they’re just like “Heh, well i’ll be damned”

if i were a bug i would cling to the ceiling i bet it feels good as fuck

i bet clinging to the ceiling feels good as fuck as a bug

my good buddy the deceitful jokester tricked me into playing and having fun

send me your one shot single page TTRPGS so people can play them in the dentist office waiting rooms i leave this magazine in

your soulmate saw you tweet something kind of annoying and now youll never find love and are doomed

'Lone Gunman' 6'x6', oil on panel

'Too Much TV' 8'x8', oil on panel

some women have pickled vaginas get over it

fuck you

'The Sun Shows You His Favorite Star' 7'x5', oil on panel

Im a gun nut that needs a wife with dietbike and lifted truck and big honkas!

clearly a fake image. attention seeking

Keep it together, worm. You've got to. This time it matters. It has all come to this. Worm. Stupid putrid worm.

twitter would never suspend me for threats beacuse they know im just goofing around

none of you cough up green shit like i do

(getting revived) are you mad at me

popping my shit manual-style

the next time a trickster deceives me i’m breaking their legs straight up

thinking of becoming completely unrecognizable