Eli(@wowitseli_) 's Twitter Profileg
Eli

@wowitseli_

ID:1212473194415681537

calendar_today01-01-2020 20:39:02

359 Tweets

71 Followers

125 Following

chase(@_chase_____) 's Twitter Profile Photo

to do lists are so fun. it’s just “drink water” and “read” followed by a list of everything i’ve ever wanted to achieve since i was 7

account_circle
Courtney Welch(@cw4emeryville) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s rooted in the narrative that poverty is the result of personal failures instead of the fact it’s policy decisions on the local, state, and federal level that allow poverty to thrive.

account_circle
ellie schnitt(@holy_schnitt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

you’re in his DMs I am 6 months deep in his twitter likes trying to figure out if we are emotionally compatible

account_circle
brady 🖖🏻(@itstonypizza) 's Twitter Profile Photo

if i text you '🧙‍♀️' it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP

account_circle
Eli(@wowitseli_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Can’t believe my crush has the audacity to not watch the story I posted in hopes that they would see it

account_circle
pete davidson’s ex(@unrealhousewyf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If I’m about to tell a story get comfortable bc it will be a 4-part saga with full re-enactments and in depth psychoanalyses of each person involved. With a few tangential side stories that are obvi essential to the plot.

account_circle
Taylor Kay Phillips(@TayKayPhillips) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I like to say thank you to my server when he arrives with the water, then again while he’s pouring the water, then another time when he hands me the glass full of water, and then one final time when he’s walking away

account_circle
Eli(@wowitseli_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I told my mom that I’m unsure about a guy I’m dating and she just asked me what his sign is so she can research

account_circle