Cameron is on Cameron’s side.

Gave up when he lost, grubbed around in the Tory trough, never called out the damage of Brexit, snubbed democracy for his peerage and now schmoozes Sunak and the far right, not for the country, for himself.

Such an opportunistic, dishonourable man.

Remember: Jacob Rees-Mogg publicly admitted voter ID is just a 'clever scheme' to 'gerrymander' - to gain unfair electoral advantage by denying you a vote.

So no matter what: take photo ID with you, and don't assume a win is in the bag. It won't be unless you #vote

Help me turn West Yorkshire red this Thursday and join us on the #LabourDoorstep 🌹

Go to events.labour.org.uk to find your nearest campaign

Really feel quite sickened. We use the phrase 'performative cruelty' quite a lot. The thing is, it feels awful to watch acts of cruelty. But to see people behave cruelly specifically because they think it'll make them more popular is so much worse.

I really enjoyed meeting you today Tracy For Mayor 🌹 🌹 and I’m going to keep my paws crossed for you tomorrow. Love from Nutmeg 🐾 #VoteLabour #LocalElections 🗳️

Can’t wait for this unelected billionaire squatter to fuck off.

A rare photo of a Greggs staff member collecting the steak bake filling (1983)

Have to say Private Eye Magazine is absolutely on fire this week. 👏👏👏

Things that Dan Poulter was ok with:

Brexit
Partygate
Illegally proroguing parliament
Lying to the Quern
Unlawful PPE contracts
Austerity
Dominic Raab
Chris Williamson
Dominic Cummings
Mark Menzies
William Wragg
Owen Paterson
Chris Pincher
Scott Benton
1/2

Tried to tell a joke on threads again 🙃

So you remove our rights, put housing beyond our reach, make it obvious our hard work only enriches a few at the top, impoverish our environment, trash our futures, and profiteer through the worst pandemic in a century...

... then punish us for having poor mental health?

Proving that we need immigrants to do the jobs us Brits don’t want to do…

Tories for a month: BUUUURN ANGELA RAYNER!!!!!

Grant Shapps this morning to Kay Burley: “There’s a process in this country where one is innocent until proven guilty - not guilty simply because an allegation is made.”

Provided “one” is not a working class woman, evidently.

Please remember that Mark Menzies is simply one bad apple. Just like William Wragg, Peter Bone, Chris Pincher, Neil Parish, Crispin Blunt, Owen Patterson, David Warburton, Scott Benton, Rob Roberts, Andrew Griffiths, Andrew Rosindell…

STOP INTERVIEWING LIZ TRUSS. Speaking as an intergalactic space warrior with a bin for a head and a Ceefax fixation, she’s not a serious person.

They may as well just come out and say it…

As Tories, we are morally entitled to avoid tax, commit fraud and enjoy the fruits of corruption

But don’t you plebs dare try and join in.

Did the police investigate Nadhim Zahawi?

…or do they only investigate those of us who should know our place?