That takeaway from Taste of China on Northgate was good enough for Jehovah.

One season impersonates another:
Spring in Wakefield, England
puts the sky on a high oven shelf,
bakes out cloud, dries pavements.
Summer says, you haven’t got the angle to cause sunburn:
You just leave all that ultraviolet business to me.

Not got Voter ID?

Tories love that

We’ll be sharing voting tips and sending you reminders very soon

I cooked dinner.

My wife and I ate dinner.

I have recommended to my wife that she should not go swimming.

I am not a PE teacher.

When will you get it that “Hung parliament” will not appear on any ballot paper?

Next Thursday. Come see me!

We are struggling to find a presenter for this evening. Still looking, but it is a challenge some days.

We need more volunteer presenters, preferably, retired people from media or academia, or with public speaking experience. Glasgow based would be good

broadcastingscotland.scot/volunteer-for-…

Every voter deserves good information. This is why we’re demanding improvements to the rules around the transparency of campaign materials and YOU can play a part by signing our petition: buff.ly/3PSFmBO [2/2]

It’s our twenty-fifth birthday and we want to share it with you and everyone who helped make this anniversary happen, as well as everyone who loves books – come and take a look at the list and find your next favourite read saltpublishing.com

#bookblogger #booklovers

Please can we desist from making comparisons between certain political groups and The Muppets?

🖌️Join Knottingley Club for a fun, non-competitive quiz with tea and coffee!
Booking required, please call 01977 727 692
📅Mon 22 Apr ⏰10:30am-12pm 📍Knottingley Club

@wfmuseums @mywakefield @5Townsyorkshire @bandknottingley @Knottowncc

Save the date! We will be showcasing at Hyde Park Book Club as part of Leeds Lit Fest 2024 on Saturday 22nd of June 11-4pm - free tickets available soon!

Comma Press🍉 #CeasefireNow Fly on the Wall Press Northodox Press 📖 Carcanet Press Peepal Tree Press Dead Ink Books SmokestackBooks Stairwell Books Cōnfingō Publishing Valley Press

For one night only, join us at the Carriageworks for the Commoners Choir: Ramones Anniversary Concert 🎤

📅 Fri 26 Apr, 7:30pm
🎫 bit.ly/3TBhbIU

@commonerschoir WYSO

#Leeds #Ramones #CommonersChoir #WestYorkshireSymphonyOrchestra

Day 3 of our Scotland tour so it’s Dundee tonight

I have just seen Mrs Blackbird from about six feet away.