@xoj07
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calendar_today06-07-2022 21:24:36
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4 months ago
its really some shit you’ll never ever win against & you just gotta accept it
Fuck friendsgiving imma host the first oppsgiving
Nowhere in the Bible did I read that Adam dropped Eve off at work & kept her car
becoming a mom will have you googling shit like “sleep fast baby hack”
Men used to do things like create electricity & build skyscrapers now they just sit in group chats & talk about hoes and parlays
I don’t ever seek revenge cause people be writing the jokes themselves like I truly love a good laugh
ive been wanting a cuban link for YEARS
Typa shit I’m on rn to be entirely frank
Redbulls are so good when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you how they so bad for you
i feel like i blinked and my baby stopped being a newborn
long ahh toenails make me mad
“…Ahh just playing 😜”
no bitch should have a problem w me because idgaf about you nor what you got going on
sometimes I need a lil sprite like how y’all be needing a lil cig
That chill ass moment you accept it’s over forever at 2pm on a Wednesday
i love removing myself from situations like this is myyyy world
wingstop ranch so delicious i could take it like a shot
wasting my time will get u killed