wait, what happened to twitter?

you're all very political today aren't you twitrwr

ive almost finished this bottle of tequila praise me

Taiwan 7-Eleven mascot Open-chan flies away.

yondercore (seems accurate)

the way hyper masculinity has never looked attractive, like, i wanna see you bent over with a dildo in your ass or something, not lifting up a couch

yield.

lady, these fake hands are putting my kids through college

The six elements: shiny, electricity, fire, ghost, acid, and demon

what if instead of trying to buy wikipedia Elon Musk built a generational starship and left the solar system with all his fans that seems like a cool dude move that would be cool

for those of you who have been sitting with your phones since yesterday, manically refreshing twitter; no, i am still not faster than a bear.

when pokemon tried to make me pay extra money on top of a full priced game to unlock more pokemon i gave up on the entire franchise

can i interest you in a pamphlet about our lord and saviour, Nyarlathotep?