In case you're wondering, the fleas came from Boris Johnson, not me.

The trouble is when one is a perfectionist and the other is 'it'll be all reet' it's bloody hard work.

The importance of punctuation
(Commas save lives)

Westminster Voting Intention:

LAB: 45% (+2)
CON: 19% (-1)
RFM: 15% (-1)
LDM: 8% (=)
GRN: 7% (-1)
SNP: 3% (=)

Via YouGov, 10-11 Apr.
Changes w/ 2-3 Apr.

Westminster Voting Intention:

LAB: 44% (-1)
CON: 23% (+1)
RFM: 12% (-1)
LDM: 10% (+1)
GRN: 5% (=)
SNP: 3% (=)

Via Techne UK, 10-11 Apr.
Changes w/ 3-4 Apr.

1st piece of election material landed on the doormat for local elections. Wonder if any more will arrive as postal votes due around Thursday

If you’re going to do a job, do it properly 😅

The lady trying to pass Princess Anne a spade, but Anne goes for the big guns, a shovel 🌲😂

HRH planted a tree during her visit to Southwest College, Erne Campus in Enniskillen 🇮🇪

📹 Cool FM

Fuckinghell, how small is he?!

Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police...

One week is all it took to change little Sandy's life forever.

He said today was the best day he ever had. Better than he could ever have dreamed of.🥰🙏

How very true!!! Boils my piss!!!! 😡😡😡😡

That's worked out nicely, Argos, Royal Mail, Amazon and Yodel all delivered within 30 minutes of each other. #happydays

Got told off for filling 2 weekly drug boxes up.

'I like doing that' 🙄

Am off back in the garden to do a King Charles and talk to the plants!

Obvious why local authority wants to charge all small villages and towns car parks 80p car parking charges.

Bet ya a tenner machines won't give change so they'll make a killing as everyone will only have a £1 coin

No worries.

Mum under the weather today, so I've ordered her some obelisks for her plants to cheer her up.

Even better, they were reduced from £22 to £16.50 and they've cost me nowt with my freebie Argos vouchers.

In yet another disgraceful immigration judgment, the Telegraph reports that a 31-year-old Afghan is being allowed to stay here despite being jailed for three months for indecent exposure.
Despite his conviction, doctors told the tribunal he continued to act “inappropriately”…

Morning Kirklees Council Where's this proposed new charges for car parking consultation survey that's live today for 21 days cos I can't find it on the KC website under car parking section or anywhere else? 🤔 cheers muchly

Tidied garage, defrosted freezer and binned some past it stuff, broken a garden arch up and dusted the lounge all by 09:10am.......bin men better bloody turn up now after my mini tidy up already......meanwhile rest of family is 💤💤💤💤💤💤💤