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Crispy Zebra ☀️🦓🇪🇺

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Free your mind, and your ass will follow 👩‍🚀 #DID #DontBuyTheSun #ScouseViking #DemSocialist #PsychedelicCyclone #Dreamer

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Carol Vorderman(@carolvorders) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING
'Police to investigate Angela Rayner over residency declaration'

Rishi Sunak holding a USA residency Green Card - nothing to see here!

Vote Leave's Tory Matthew Elliott who broke electoral law now in House of Lords

SINISTER TORY HYPOCRISY theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

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The Purple Pimpernel(@Eyeswideopen69) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Rayner — hang her!

Wragg — move on.

Tory logic — minor civil misdemeanor before becoming an MP, versus national security risk in office.

Rayner — hang her! Wragg — move on. Tory logic — minor civil misdemeanor before becoming an MP, versus national security risk in office.
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sarah murphy(@13sarahmurphy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sorry what?!
Have you met the Boris Johnson who got to be PM by lying his arse off about Brexit, then lied routinely to parliament, gorged himself in the trough, gave out dodgy peerages, broke the rules and huffed out of power in disgrace?
He would laugh in your face at this.

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Keith Burge(@carryonkeith) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If only the Tories had put half as much effort into getting Michelle Mone prosecuted as it has to pressuring the Police to pursue Angela Rayner...

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LBC(@LBC) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'The Tories have axed it all.'
'You could go to the moon and back 32 times!'

@mrjamesob responds to the calculation that 16 million miles of bus routes in England have been scrapped since 2010.

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Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% 🇪🇺🐟🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🦠💙(@g_gosden) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Health Secretary Victoria Atkins is challenged on why hospital car parks in England aren't free.

Just like Pontius Pilate she washes her hands of the whole problem.

Pitiful

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The Purple Pimpernel(@Eyeswideopen69) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So not £15K as she, and other cabinet ministers claimed a month ago — some of them lying in parliament to do so.

How does this compare to unsubstantiated claims of wrongdoing by Angela Rayner, and why isn’t this story anywhere to be found in the tabloids today?

So not £15K as she, and other cabinet ministers claimed a month ago — some of them lying in parliament to do so. How does this compare to unsubstantiated claims of wrongdoing by Angela Rayner, and why isn’t this story anywhere to be found in the tabloids today?
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Supertanskiii(@supertanskiii) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Fuck me…

Fujitsu has been awarded a new government contract. The sub-postmasters haven’t received compensation, the inquiry isn’t even over, but sure give even more money to those partly responsible for the false imprisonment of many innocents.

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Parody Rishi Sunak(@Parody_PM) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We are making it a criminal offence to assault a shop worker. Despite the fact that the court system in chaos, our prisons are all full and... it is already a criminal offence.

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Supertanskiii(@supertanskiii) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What are you doing on May 2nd?

I’ll be personally ensuring that those Tory bastards get a fucking.

Get your plan sorted 👇🏼

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Davenant 📸(@MarcDavenant) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The entire Angela Rayner ‘story’ can be boiled down to ‘obscenely wealthy tax dodgers want rid of working class woman who is going to make them pay their fair share of taxes’. That’s it in a nutshell.

The entire Angela Rayner ‘story’ can be boiled down to ‘obscenely wealthy tax dodgers want rid of working class woman who is going to make them pay their fair share of taxes’. That’s it in a nutshell.
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LBC(@LBC) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'Who wouldn’t be sacked?'

James O'Brien wants to know why some Conservative MPs are 'protecting' William Wragg, while fellow Tory Dame Andrea Jenkyns accuses the honeytrap scam MP of 'unforgivable' behaviour.

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Mark Cockerton Don’t Visit Rwanda(@CockertonMark) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Dan Hodges. What first attracted you to being obsessed in trying to find some dirt on Angela Rayner the day after the news broke that a Tory MP had been blackmailed for several months after publishing photos of his willy?”

“Dan Hodges. What first attracted you to being obsessed in trying to find some dirt on Angela Rayner the day after the news broke that a Tory MP had been blackmailed for several months after publishing photos of his willy?”
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Supertanskiii(@supertanskiii) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Nobody gives a solitary fuck about Rayner making a tax error on a council house before she was an MP.

People DO give a fuck about Tory MPs and Peers in multi million tax avoidance schemes, corruption, shit in rivers, a broken NHS and those Tory criminals destroying our country.

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