Ralph Lauren Morris(@zigzagzenPup) 's Twitter Profileg
Ralph Lauren Morris

@zigzagzenPup

I can be disgruntled at times. Even when I'm overjoyed I look disgruntled. Sidekick: Beans

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calendar_today21-10-2016 06:28:13

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Ralph Lauren Morris(@zigzagzenPup) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Someone in Arizona just tried logging into my account! I may be a dog and not tweet often, but I will bark at intruders! WOOF!

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World News Tonight(@ABCWorldNews) 's Twitter Profile Photo

JUST BROWSING: This Louisiana police officer and his horse, Misfit, got a little Christmas shopping done at their local pet store. abcn.ws/374wFvU

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Ralph Lauren Morris(@zigzagzenPup) 's Twitter Profile Photo

exhibit A) in my case against my owner @irinixroslyn . Let the record show that said owner leg is clearly identifiable by animal print PJs. We are clearly distraught. Bean Dip is sinking into his turtleneck. I am sinking into my folds. We miss her.

exhibit A) in my case against my owner @irinixroslyn . Let the record show that said owner leg is clearly identifiable by animal print PJs. We are clearly distraught. Bean Dip is sinking into his turtleneck. I am sinking into my folds. We miss her.
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Ralph Lauren Morris(@zigzagzenPup) 's Twitter Profile Photo

human said when he was driving some1 was frantically flashing headlights at him. After checking his lights he realized a pup was running in front of him. thankfully avoided hitting pup. So I guess 'frantic crazy flash' is officially the universal 'don't hit the pup' sign.

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Lisa Ann(@LeeLeeLouLou) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Patch Adams Patch Adams I've been wondering about this red nose day and because I feel like you really started this, how is all of this money being raised not helping you finish the Gesundheit Institute? Walgreens ?? Isn't the point to truly help?

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royse(@Roysenotes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

the last place i’d ever wanna be is in the path of my 25 pound cat’s absolutely devastating double barrel roll attack

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Ralph Lauren Morris(@zigzagzenPup) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm just a dog, but even I understand this. Palm oil isn't good because it's hurting my friends. It sounds like humans need to read labels. It sounds like they could get Palm oil in other ways. But I'm just a dog what do I know.

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Thoughts of Dog(@dog_feelings) 's Twitter Profile Photo

you’re wrong. one day you’ll have a dog. and they’ll be special in their own ways. they might have a stuffed fren. or like to hop in puddles. you might even have a skittle under the fridge. but they’ll do many other things. that’s why they’ll be yours. that’s why you’ll love them

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