jaxi (@zipoffshorts )


Bio comedian + film industry professional + hecha en méxico • she/her
Location Chicago, IL
Tweets 1,5K
Followers 781
Following 635
Account created 20-01-2010 22:29:40
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Twitter Web App : Yes, Tom Hanks is in Cast Away and Forrest Gump

now wheres my journalism check

iPhone : media: how is Disney staying afloat while hemorrhaging money during the pandemic?

Disney producers: 🌟budgeting tip!🌟 shooting movies 🎥 is cheaper 💸 if you disobey 🙈 union requirements 🥵🥵 twitter.com/sadclowncomic/…

Twitter Web App : my boobs unionized so i can't put on a bra on anymore without giving them a 48 hour notice

Twitter Web App : cookie not technically a film but i cant think of otgw without thinking of u

Twitter Web App : me every time i start a new reality show: i mean i know most reality shows are mostly faked but i just KNOW this one's real

iPhone : i have been thinking about the horrible cgi reflection from Bet On It for 24 hours now. my head is pounding. im dehydrated. please help

iPhone : if i got to choose my method of death it would be taking a bite of the forbidden display only clamcakes