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jaxi

@zipoffshorts

proud IATSE local 476 member & ashamed about everything else

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i dont care how much of a freaky little gremlin it makes me, chocolate with pop rocks is GOOD and i LIKE IT

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some days i feel like my anxiety meds fixed me and other days i find myself googling 'how to reject someone in a way that doesn't discourage them from putting themselves out there in the future'

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i underestimated the weight of the 40 minutes spent pondering atrocities of war before the barbie screening starts

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getting in the barbenheimer headspace by both touching up my lip gloss and also getting blood all over my hands emptying my diva cup

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just saw someone whose facebook poke i once ignored absolutely destroy a trumpet solo at a jazz open mic. this is my sk8r boy moment. only my sk8r boy got caught jerking off in the student center

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thoughts and prayers for the hyperrealistic sex doll in a wheelchair being pushed around my block 🫢🏻 get well soon

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