Pride months is going to be a strange mix with all of the protests that involve actual islamists.

Love to pour chocolate syrup all over my body, go into the woods, set up a tripod, flap my chocolate syrup covered penis at some bears while winking at the camera, get completely ignored by the bears, say “ah fuck it” and post the video anyways.

👀

“I like 1000 best of the numbers because it’s a square number and a cube number, and it has zeros.”

Great kid, I failed algebra. Eat your mac and cheese.

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Pride Month is gonna be lit at The People’s University for Palestine.

Not everyone knows this but if you go around collecting small dog turds, and you collect a bunch of them, and you put them in a big pile, you actually end up with a delicious, nutritious meal.

This is functionally different than a Vietnam war protest.

I didn't realize it was 4/20 and it all makes sense

It ain't a hunger strike if you're rotating and people are eating .

Honeydew is the worst melon

Trump is passing super stinky farts and someone just set themselves on fire outside the courtroom. What a day.

Swann Marcus Poor Ma Hinkle. Son ran off to join the Houthis.

Jesse Singal Sam Seder Have a debate. Loser has to publicly identify as a eunuch for 12 full months.

Children, children you can’t hide…
Clean your desk and go outside!

Tell me these dumbasses left all their belongings in the tents 🙄

Almost 9 yo grandson keeps saying 'No Cap' 😑😂

Jesus's execution was listed as 'death recorded' twitter.com/LauraRbnsn/sta…

A bus full of grade schoolers waving at you is always the cutest thing

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