The fact that English doesn’t have a formal form of address makes translating so hard. A friend was just like. “So wait. You just go up to your professor? And ask? “How are YOU? Like an ANIMAL?”

keanu reeves openly mocking the concept of nfts is so funny. like not only because someone w celebrity status is finally calling out how shit the whole thing is but because reddit cryptobros who stan him are going to have an existential crisis over it HHSBSSHABAKEHEE

'should villains be redeemed or punished?' idk whichever's sexier

Some straight actresses be TOO good at kissing women ….

m ⚢ This can’t be r–

Ando modo jojos gente no se como se usa twittee creo que compartir singnifica retuital

Windy @ The Rising Tide 🇵🇸 🍉 @h4rtur There once was also a news about a guy in Brazil dressed as Spiderman shitting on somebody's roof

'Spiderman comes from fuck knows where to shit on Olinda' (Olinda is a brazilian city)

toh s2B episode where luz creates a “bucket list” of every girlfriend date activity she wants to do with amity before she has to go home. so they spend all day trying to complete this list but everything is going wrong.

thinking about how dana drew amphibia fanart and matt drew owl house fanart 😭<3

From Reddit. veni. vedi. congrui. sedi.

gold ring covered in stars from the 1700s with the inscription 'many are the stars i see yet in my eye no star like thee.'

Climate armageddon is not a sign that we’re “doing capitalism wrong” and can preserve it with altered rules. It is proof of the obvious: that a mode of production which demands infinite growth in a finite space will eventually cripple all life-supporting ecosystems on our planet.

This picture of Viola Davis lives in my mind.

what the fuck is this comment section

My company does this icebreaker thing where every week a different person sends an email to the whole company talking about their average day, and today's coworker started his 'I wake up each day furious to be laboring under capitalism' and it has caused quite a stir.

Lain!

Subway swimming rat set to Clair De Lune