was going to suggest 'Timothee Chalamet David vs Dave Bautista Goliath' until I realised that's kind of just Dune again

theatre people knew what they were doing bc all of life really is just this

ocean vuong:

love languages? i sure do

My aunt lady Farthingshire: Oh darling, you simply must try these eclairs.
My rebellious ass who's going to elope soon: Oh must I, aunt? Must I really?

directors who 'just want to start a conversation' << directors who have shit to say

there are no human songs that require musicians to be acting like that

Hideo Kojima: so this new character is called Max Hormone
Me: can i guess what his deal is?
Hideo Kojima: no
Hideo Kojima:
Hideo Kojima: so this next character is called Brian Implant

Dutch: Arthur there's a scary ghost in the camp. Now I myself am not scared but others might be. Can you tuck me in

Friend greeting me: Hey-
Me: Truth does not do as much good in the world as the appearance of it does evil...
Friend: Huh?
Me: Nevermind. What's up

me looking at any group of two or more cats

Kublai Khan: Tell me more!
Marco Polo: The beautiful city of Akronia contains only palindromes. Tots Otto and Hannah eyeing kayaks at noon.
Kublai Khan: Skip!
Marco Polo: This next city, Frogfield, is, uhh, located wholly inside of a huge McDonalds?
Kublai Khan: Skip!