Unanyimwa mechi Hadi na Dem anaitwa Favor,Mercy 💔😂

Mtu akiwai kuambia uko na sura personal mwambie tu akuoneshe picha yake ya ID, the greatest equaliser

Kuna lecturer hapa anapanga comrades Examroom according to their admission numbers... walahi hao wamekwisha 😂😂

Just keep what you love private,huyo amepost pic ya Bibi yake wakifanya Harusi alafu mwingine akareply na pic akinyonya d!ck ya jamaa mwingine 😭😭😂

How was your day can lead to a very interesting conversation lakini juu haupendwi una ambiwa 'imekuwa poa'

kuna dem alipewa kazi ya ku advertise kiberiti, but juu alikuwa na matako, alituonyesha adi vile unakaa ndio uwashe kiberiti😭💔.

Other people; Am a prostitute

Kenyans; Me ni dem na niko 3rd year.😂

People never talk how breakfast is expensive. Mkate ni 70, maziwa ya 60, mayai mbili 30, sukari, and everything total utapata umetumia 250. In a month that is 7500, better just wait for lunch.

Imagine kila siku ukifanya makosa unakua reminded how she helped you...

Ata ukiona haijipi, we force tu itajipa one day. Bora tu unafanya the right thing in the right way na ukona imani itakuwa sawa

The longer our friendship the less extravagant my birthday acknowledgements be and that’s something that needs to be studied 🤣🤣🤣

Dem ukiolewa jua no more dating other guys. Mwanaume uko free ku sample as many as you wish.

Depression ni ya vijana cute na richkids hii yako ni muhangaiko😂some golden bells 'Courage brother'

Do you guys know that Dowry was originally made for Virgins?
I thought you should Know!

Ukiguza Dem mkamba na mabuyu

Moi University hostels hukua in a mess, kwanza za wanaume... Unapata inaleak maji kwa roof, hazina dirisha, no furniture, milango zote key zinafunguana huezi acha simu kwa nyumba, I mean... Alafu unakaa uko 6 years. Very traumatising.

If we decide to go for lunch as a group, the first thing I tell a waiter is 'bill yangu weka kando' I don't do the whole, lipa nitakutumia kwa Mpesa' 😹😹😹

Economy imewapiga hadi sikuizi hakuna ata sextape za kutu unite😂Kila msee anasaka Doo hakuna kukulana ovyo

But sahii ni uombe mwenye unapata asikue famous.. Juu most of these shorties be ho's bro.. Either an active ho or refurbished.. They call it “having fun” in their late teens and early twennies😂

BREAKING:
German study concludes that staring at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day is better for your health than going to the gym.