ethan Hey I’m sorry I missed the initial sandwhich breakdown, can you walk me through layering here, I’d like to take a crack at this in my lab

ethan They’re taking it pretty well

El Gato Astronomico @uh_oh_stinkyyy but doctor, i am ethan I think this is probably a more popular idea than I'm comfortable thinking about

but doctor, i am ethan Stealing money gives me a great feeling and so I steal for that feeling!

(the feeling in question is not being hungry)

ethan how many shares of the innumerable imaginary cubes you're rotating in your head am i entitled to

ethan surprise, it's the wife

Ryan, Perdido en TX ethan There’s an amazing reddit thread somewhere of people sharing their pettiest HOA revenge stories that’s worth tracking down. My fav: guy was denied permission to build a taller fence so he instead submitted plans for a 30 ft tall HAM radio tower.

Excited 1 ethan Retirees:

ethan I simply “act normal” and never need to face the “or else”.

ethan She’s gonna run in 24 on putting 3.5mm ports back on phones

ethan Important update:

Number 18 is so weird

@uh_oh_stinkyyy but doctor, i am ethan And economics, and history, and geography, and science, and....

Culture war is constantly centered around entertainment made for children not because of any lofty goal of 'saving the youth from corruption,' but because they're most of those people's favorite shows.

@uh_oh_stinkyyy but doctor, i am ethan Being judged by a jury of ones' peers feels like one of the purest forms of sadism this country imposes on its people

ethan Probably the only way I’d vote for her at this point tbh

Ryan, Perdido en TX ethan Apparently there’s some fcc regulation that makes it nearly impossible for hoas to deny those. Dude got his fence.

Who needs Polyjuice Potion when you have AI revealingthe most Harry Potter iconic characters based on real descriptions.

This guy used AI to make our favorite character come to life.

El Gato Astronomico @uh_oh_stinkyyy but doctor, i am ethan In my personal experience as an American, I think that we just want the pedos, rapists, mass murderers, and human traffickers executed. Not the average John 'give me your money to feed my kids' Smith.

@un_known_youser El Gato Astronomico @uh_oh_stinkyyy but doctor, i am ethan I think you drastically underestimate the number of people in this country who fantasize about somebody breaking into their home, giving them an excuse to shoot someone

but doctor, i am ethan The average american walks around with an 8 year old’s understanding of law and order

Cliff 🦖 Jerrison ethan it’s a hipaa violation to ask me if I’ve showered in the last 24 hours

ethan The internet has taught so many people that being an obtuse contrarian is logic.