I'm in my secret laboratory separating the art from the artist using a diabolical machine of my own devising.

To joker its just A Normal Movie and then An Extremely Normal Movie.

Rest in Peace Joel Zammit. We're going to miss you.

Watching sysiphus from a nearby chain link fence: Hey buddy! The boulder keeps rolling back down, it looks like! It's not staying up there for some reason! Hey! Go slower this time! I think, yeah, yep, it fell down again! Hey! Careful! You're not doing it right! Hey!

I keep smelling burning plastic and thinking it's me for some reason. Am... am I a mannequin secretly? One that's melting for some reason?

Ordering a pizza at an Italian restaurant? Fine. Delicious. Ordering a pizza when everyone else has ordered pasta? Baby coded. Unsophisticated. Little baby needs his pepperoni bread. I don't make the rules, sorry.

#NewProfilePic

Unfortunately, I am so uncle coded.

New episode of Thumb Cramps with ruby innes (pictured here looking like Jackson) where we talk Twilight Princess, Sonic Heroes and Mario Galaxy is out now! Turns out Galaxy has a UFO with tits (also pictured here).

Thumb Cramps teaches you new things every week!

I step up on stage at the comedy club

'Hey everyone! Howyadoin? Hey, guys, don't you hate it when the spine-man comes?'

The crowd laughs

*The spine man comes*

'That's all I have time for thanks so much guys, tell your friends to buy tickets haha.'

Twitter, you are the only people I can show my true form to

'What's da show.....'
-Jackson Baby 2024

Just sneezed and pull3d a muscle in my gooch. Life, as the French say, is le bon!

We could have chocolate flavored gummies, why are you all scared to make them?

Oh you're a big plumbing the death star fan? Name 10 times they've talked about eating real human shit?