I just watched the SNL “Jumanji sketch” and it was great. Thats all. Just glad SNL had a solid sketch

What in the Space force is this?! Drill Space SGT? Space Drill SGT? Space Drill?

while there was some stiff competition, Angry Cops (a fellow New Englander) won by a landslide so his 18 year old rosy cheeked high and tight is now my X persona

I need to follow some good/funny accounts on @x who do you recommend?

I got some Chick-fil-A, Inc. at the airport and after asking for extras sauces I was deviated to find ZERO delicious sauces in the bag. It’s like having a cold flat beer, getting catfished in a date, or watching Madam Web. I missed greatness, and am left wondering what could be.

Who has a link to the video of the Modern Day Knight guy freak out and stab his table like an idiot?

Too soon? #baltimore

What did #pdiddy do with all them mens?

.Team Tony has lost the trust of voters and our party, leading to his censure. Brandon Herrera is the leader we need to help secure the border, defend our rights, and restore that trust. He has my full support.

#TXGOP #RunOff #Election2024

I went to USO in the #dallasairport and it turns out they won’t allow veterans or Purple Heart recipients inside. It’s not like we fought for twenty years to get shunned for some pre flight snacks.

Who has the photos of that young U.S. Navy gentleman with “I Eat Ass ❤️?” I require all the pictures from that post for…. Reasons

I want to get Sean Fitzgerald (Actual Justice Warrior) on a livestream to talk about the innocence project. Let the man know I’m trying to reach out

Are you one of the National Guardsman securing the #NYC subway system? Tell me how that’s going. Send me an anonymous DM here or on Instagram. Carry on.

I started playing Hogwarts and as much fun as it is, there is a ton of additional (some would say not needed) dialogue with all the characters you meet.