Hung ched. Don't regret that the whole bar saw my sack last night.

Tapped in with Marcus Clarkinator Stanley Yelnats IV

Can't decide what to blame this series on anymore:

The radical left has surrounded my house because I am eating hot pockets and drinking a beer. They protest anything nowadays

UWL football may not win the WIAC for the next few years. Can't believe they let Riley Warzynski walk

would.

I'm scared that if I perform as a #d3drunk this weekend again that I will not be breathing on Sunday

Hey Pacers, who's your daddy?

Tapped in with my brothers before #Mifflin Mike Ashley John Ashley Brian Tarantino Gannon Huth

Joe Biden is the worst President we’ve ever had.

#CTESPN

Van Lith is invited to hop on this weiner.

Does the clitoris exist?

Tapped in at the family dinner table. #kingmilk #leftshatemilk

Sad day. Rip OJ😢

This 3 day bender is making me think I'm the green lantern. Not sure why but I am.

Took Seth out to the zoo to apologize. Let's just say my apology is more than accepted.