Lynch’s Hand Hwæt! @BeefAsAWeapon D Murphy @TavitoNYC Jon Cooper If America wanted a king, it could have saved time and a war by staying a colony of Britain.

Midnight Platypus @BeefAsAWeapon Amanda Michelle 🐀 Cowboy Actual The First Amendment DoneHat Y'all are both wrong. It's YOLO and you should be doing it as much as possible.

Jack Devlin Benjamín Mujica @BeefAsAWeapon Nerd Headquarters Jasper 'Lope - Enough is Enough 🐀 Rev. Dr. Chuck Currie Archbishop Salvatore J. Cordileone Don't know how many times I have to say this, but women do not carry a pregnancy that long with the intention of having an abortion! They fully expect to deliver a baby...these things only happen when there's something terribly wrong, woman's life in danger or fetus isn't viable.

@BeefAsAWeapon CynicalTherapist I would give you all of my money…it’s not a lot, in fact it’s basically none…but still, you could have it all!

Crash Override 🇺🇸♒🎃🍁♠️🇩🇴 @BeefAsAWeapon Snarkansas Goober no one @____B_S____ Pitbulls are more likely to kill your children then pet snakes

Rob Vel @BeefAsAWeapon Men I’m pretty sure the title is because all the men in the village is played by the same man. If the roles were reversed it wouldn’t be a big deal at all imo. People just love an excuse to complain tbh

@BeefAsAWeapon La Femme Fatali If the Founders saw the Pentagon, their heads would melt like at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

@BeefAsAWeapon on reflection this is much more practical than my idea of making it a felony to phone someone without their prior written consent

@BeefAsAWeapon Crash Override 🇺🇸♒🎃🍁♠️🇩🇴 Snarkansas Goober no one @____B_S____ Most people don’t choose to bring covid into their home as a pet. Analogy here isn’t great.

Number 17 is SO scary!! 😱

find common ground @BeefAsAWeapon 🍄🫒 olive and co 🫒🍄 Namra Patel 🇮🇳 President Biden Don't 'evade' and 'thus' us after referring to aborted fetuses as murdered children. You can't come back from that level of foolishness.

@BeefAsAWeapon Did you really think I was going to give away my good drugs to a bunch of ungrateful kids?

@BeefAsAWeapon What the foxtrot uniform charlie kilo?

@BeefAsAWeapon But what about the ninjas?

@BeefAsAWeapon Salty MacTavish Hello Magnum Condoms are you getting this?

John Carman 🐟 @BeefAsAWeapon Salty MacTavish Isn't that usually the goal?

Elisa Spencer @BeefAsAWeapon Ry Mc Sapphire Jack Harris, I've listening to David Sedaris a lot these days so I read your tweet in his voice. I hope you don't mind.

@BeefAsAWeapon Amanda Michelle 🐀 Cowboy Actual The First Amendment DoneHat No, Hungary's got nothing to do with this. However, yelling fire in a crowded arena may be against FIFA, though I don't know how much jurisdiction that rule has in the U.S.

@BeefAsAWeapon Yeah I guess if you can consider him a white boy. As a white guy, I’m not claiming him to our race.

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@BeefAsAWeapon Athena Smith 🌹🌈🌊🇺🇲🇧🇸🇺🇦 #IStandWithUkraine Ian Millhiser The Senate's now a place where good bills from the House go to die. And Senators become fabulously weathly taking donations (bribes) from corporations to vote like CEOs say. The Senate doesn't work.

WHY DO WE NEED A SENATE?

The House is enough.

#AbolishTheSENATE

@BeefAsAWeapon Salty MacTavish Then we need camo tactical condoms asap

#wife #husband #family #fathersday
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