New suburb trend: painting house completely black. Not sure if I approve. Maybe.

I’ve been binging Star Trek: Voyager and I must say I miss the days of 26 episode seasons.

A U.S. official confirms that U.S. forces have shot down some of the Iranian drones headed towards Israel.

No but really, we've been in WWIII for a long time. Honestly, WWII never ended.

It's great how calm everyone is staying.

My drafted?

I just hope none of this conflict overlaps with our scheduled Civil War later this year.

It's not REALLY WWIII until China invades Taiwan. Thank goodness that totally like for real won't happen and stuff.

Looks like the Islamic Middle East is not the monolith Iran may have been counting on.

Lotta people woke up this morning with no idea that later in the day they'd be allied with Iran.

So World War III is finally here. I always suspected I'd have a hand in it.

Somewhere right now, Norm Macdonald is laughing.

He's stabbin' angels now.

* Disclaimer: data excludes all of Trump’s final year in office and any events his administration put in motion through neglect, corruption and incompetence since the effects were only fully realized after his failed attempt to overthrow the government the following January.

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Trump is like a solar eclipse. Painful to look at, may cause permanent damage, and shrouds the nation in darkness. Also, round.

In this 2016 interview of @realdonaldtrump by Jake Tapper, Trump is genuinely confused as to why Jake keeps insisting it is racist to impugn a judge's impartiality because they are a first generation Mexican-American.