Keep friends that see poetry in your way of life when you can't find the words.

#MediocreDares Hold my coffee

Every guy on twitter loves pussy until you leave your cat at their place

Anal in the outfield #FetishMoviesOrTv

an Alicia Keys concert would be the worst place for a lady to catch fire

I love everything about the ocean. Except for the sharks. And the seaweed. And jellyfish. And the salt in my eyes. And the whole possibility of drowning in it.

I never thought I’d have to say this, but… sometimes you have to train your butt to enjoy what you love.

Bensworld

i don’t need Netflix to see strange things

I just got caramel all over my lips

~Me, flirting

#IfDinosaursWereAroundToday they'd fly around and poop on our cars....wait

What didn’t kill me made me a grumpy fucker.

We’re all just…. people. Just people trying to live and be happy in the ways that mean the most to us.

It would behoove many of you to remember that.

I hope your day is as nice as your ass.

Its official, Spotify and YouTube posts don't bring interactions to the yard

“Why the fuck do you smell like butter” and other questions to ask the cat in the morning

Bensworld Knockout Kiwi Nailing it. Every day.