'5th of July' a short film out on YouTube now.
Featuring: Me, Steve Hernandez Devan Costa Kirk Fox
Written by: Me & Steven Feinartz | Dir. Steven Feinartz
youtu.be/d0Et0xeOz74?si…

I think I’m shadowbanned for talking about getting hit by a car too much

Monday April 1st I’m releasing “5th of July” a short film I made with Steven Feinartz over on YouTube.

Artwork: Eddie Mauldin

Last week, I was struck as a pedestrian in a hit and run collision in LA. It was one of the most terrifying moments of my life. I’m still hospitalized and I had surgery on my shoulder to repair a broken humerus and rotator cuff. I appreciate any help. gofund.me/df473a47

straight up Steve Hernandez was saying the same thing to me during our last hang

Here’s how I can tell you’ve actually created art in your life. If your reaction to AI art is horror, no matter how ugly you think the art you’ve created is, congratulations, you’re an artist. Anyone who is proud of their AI art is not an artist, they’re tracers without pens.

Jim Carey’s character from The Mask if they were trying to sign up for an open mic in 2024.

“Somebody SLOT me!”

My Mom & Pops said it well. Thank you to everybody who supports @thisfoolhulu. Bittersweet to see all the overwhelming support of people speaking up about it. It was an incredible opportunity. And who knows, maybe we can bring it back! It’s happened before. 💪🏽 #SaveThisFool

Ooo the pic, I hope you like it, pals!

5 pornstars were kicked out my show last night at Chatterbox.

Lol

But true…

does it count as being poly if we never hook up outside our marriage but my husband is constantly talking to me on speaker phone while he’s around other people?

Six years, down the drain

I’m 5’11 as a Mexican that’s pretty tall. Any Mexican dude above 5’11 has Andre The Giant disease.

What’da you know about that TREME rewatch?

Text messages from dudes I grew up with:

It’s not a realistic sex scene unless you see sock indentations on their ankles

My wife had a a real mental breakdown at the beginning of this year and I sat with her while she kept weeping.
At some point I asked if was okay if I watched tv and for some reason I put on THE JOKER. After a few minutes,
she was like “Can you please not watch THIS MOVIE?!”