Rt Hon William G Bunter OBE(@Billy_BunterMP) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Does anyone know the final result of the close run contest between Kevin Livingstone and Suzie Hall?

I need to know if Suzie will still be available for my customary short back and sides.

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Rt Hon William G Bunter OBE So his mortgage is going from 800 to 2000 a month, thats ยฃ14.4k per year heโ€™s got to find. So he chooses to give up his ยฃ31680 ministers extra salary, which, even after 40% tax is ยฃ19008. So glad our government is so good at basic maths!!!!

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Rt Hon William G Bunter OBE(@Billy_BunterMP) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Many people have criticised my practise of heating my stables at public expense, but you wouldnโ€™t expect the guards at Buckingham Palace to personally pay for the upkeep of their horses, would you?

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Rt Hon William G Bunter OBE(@Billy_BunterMP) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Delighted to report that the English Club will now welcome members of the fragrant community. Female sized portions of pork scratchings have been placed on the bar and tables have received a celebratory wipe with a damp beer mat.

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Rt Hon William G Bunter OBE(@Billy_BunterMP) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Iโ€™ve been asked to endorse Susan Hallโ€™s election campaign, which I happily do.

Itโ€™s creative and divisive in the true spirit of Conservatism, and most of all it fights the message of the incumbent with a mixture of hard hitting facts, both real and invented.

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Rt Hon William G Bunter OBE(@Billy_BunterMP) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The public has had enough of politics. They donโ€™t want to know about politics, they want to know about cream buns.

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