Man goes to a bar with jumpleads round his neck, bouncers said “you can come in but don’t start anything “
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If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don't open it.

It's spam.

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Running into stationary objects can be painful, according to a recent pole.
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If you need someone to talk to, call:
Lifeline on 13 11 14
Kids Helpline on 1800 551 800
MensLine Australia on 1300 789 978
Suicide Call Back Service on 1300 659 467
Beyond Blue on 1300 22 46 36
Headspace on 1800 650 890
QLife on 1800 184 527

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I can’t find my “Gone In 60 Seconds” DVD.

It was here a minute ago.
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Visiting our faves at Coonabarabran PS this week! What an awesome way to spend the days before the Easter break! New South Wales Primary Principals’ Association eduinfluencers Jason Borton Michael Hall wil

Nothing embarrasses psychics more than throwing them a surprise party.
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Continuing our engagement with the incredible leadership team from Nambucca Heads High School. This is our 3rd year with the team and we are so proud of their growth and passion. Rochelle Borton wil Jason Borton Michael Hall NSW Secondary Principals' Council

Always an amazing afternoon with the team from Birrong PS - ready to lean in and challenge themselves and each other! Rochelle Borton wil Jason Borton Michael Hall Jodi Devine🍭

All the flights from John Lennon Airport have been canceled...

Imagine all the people.
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Another article and contribution to education media - boobobutt.com.au/rochelle-borto…

We love being able to contribute to education media! Check out this article from last year - still relevant now! Rochelle Borton bountyparents.com.au/expert-advice/…

Fun fact: 'sugar' is the only word in the English language where 'su-' makes a
'sh' sound.
At least, I'm pretty sure that's correct.

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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator, but only a fraction of people understand this.
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What a wonderful day with the team from Aspect Western Sydney- working through our leadership team mission and vision. Rochelle Borton Michael Hall wil Jason Borton AHISA

This work takes me places that’s for sure! Loved spending yesterday between Nambucca Heads and Macksville! NSW Secondary Principals' Council eduinfluencers Jason Borton

My horse will only come out of its stable when it gets dark.

It's becoming a night mare.
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Incredible to start our year with the team from Bankstown Girls HS - wonderful group of dedicated leaders looking to invest in building capacity! NSW Secondary Principals' Council Rochelle Borton Jason Borton Michael Hall wil

Last night, someone broke in to our house and took a dozen eggs.
They also left a saucepan filled with warm water.
Police believe it was poachers.
😉🤔😙😑🙄🫠
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