real nice tweet you got there
be a shame if someone were to

take it at face value

Gutted, they don’t deliver to the east end.

My dog likes to drink out a little glass of water and when she does I sing this song

✨ FRINGE NEWS ✨

Can't quite believe I'm typing these words but this Edinburgh Festival Fringe you can catch me at The Stand! An absolute dream come true!

📺 SCREEN TIME
thestand.co.uk/fringe/2135/fe…

😮 WHOOOOOOOO!
thestand.co.uk/fringe/2127/fe…

Tickets on sale now! RTs really appreciated! Thank!

Not hate to the 🖤GITF🖤

#gicf24

📆 Friday & Saturday Night Comedy, featuring Jason Salmon, Ignacio Lopez, Gary Little, Mark Nelson & Chris Thorburn (Fri only)

Superb stand-up comedians and a great range of tasty food offerings

Tickets 🎟 bit.ly/GlasgowWeekend…

Next month I'll be doing a final London outing Museum of Comedy of the world's first augmented reality comedy theatre show.

THE INDEPENDENT Top 30 Edfringe Shows 2023
Reykjavik Fringe Award Winner 2023
Stockholm Fringe Award Winner 2023

Tickets: museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/sh…

By now you should know that Coco and I are FANS of Extreme Horror movies... I don't know why it took me soooo long to watch MARTYRS. But that movie is officially SICK.. Loved it. What's your favorite Extreme or Disturbing movie?

Fern is a fantastic comedian and this special is a wonderful thing to see, but this act of subtitling is a hate crime.

I would like to genuinely and wholeheartedly apologize for the dehumanizing language I used while referring to a minority group in this post. To imply that they are not “real people” was careless and unfair. I will do my best to take accountability for the harm i’ve caused.

Guy in the bathroom cubicle next to me at this beer festival just five second ruled a pill that fell out my pocket and I didn’t have the heart to tell him it’s just an imodium.

I have once again been done dirty by the metro headliner writers 😭😭

*Eddie Money voice*

🎵 I’ve got
THREE TICKETS TO CHALLENGERS 🎵

From what I gather it’s basically this