🌺🌺🌺 I'm off to do this ice cream🍨 up good...complete with pink sprinkles! LOL

I have not understood one Super Bowl commercial.

You are what you eat...
I guess I am anything spreadable and cheesy.

If smothering it in whipped cream and frosting is considered quality planning...then...yes! I'm all over it! I'm the 'plan girl!' LOLOL :-D twitter.com/rm1evo/status/…

#WeedTweets LOL twitter.com/LostFelicia/st…

It's not mine but it would taste soooo good covered in whipped cream LOL twitter.com/rm1evo/status/…

Yeah...I think it's gonna happen...I have whipped cream and some left over frosting...
it's asking for it LOL twitter.com/303Chaz/status…

I had a wardrobe malfunction and wasn't invited back to speak at the youth football dinner either, I get it Janet

I will never recover from this tweet LOL twitter.com/TheBigBatman/s…

Well I see that puppy bowl isn't for another 2 hours.

Send nudes

You can still safely smack dat ass, as long as you say “good game” afterwards.

~Life hacks by Kris

Careers that ooze intelligence:
3. Rocket scientist
2. Neurosurgeon
1. Late night host who says funny things writers write for him
twitter.com/ebfavs/status/…

There has been untouched Haagen Daz in my freezer...for nearly a week. What is this? Wizardry? A trap? LOL What's happening in my house, u guys? LOL

Well, she is very wealthy, famous, gorgeous, and seemingly a very sweet person :-)
The last part doesn't always come with the rest of those things. So, IMO she is very much a TRUE star :-) #SuperBowl #gisele twitter.com/DanWetzel/stat…

Cali Azona yes it is

Wait, I thought the #Superbowl was a chance for married chicks to go out completely unnoticed and seek out other distractions? NO? LOL #SorryNotSorry :-D twitter.com/AnotherMaiTai/…

Define 'best'...LOL
Most, um 'memorable' (in a burned-in-my-mind-omg-get-it-out' kind of way? LOL
#SuperBowl #dirtydancing twitter.com/HTownHarold/st…

Whatever you thought of the halftime show at home, it was worse here.

The MSM is too dumb to realize the implications of this. #QAnon

My Eagles fan friend has walked outside the house to climb the WOODEN light pole in front of our house. I am not joking.