Apparently ghosts require a CV before getting involved these days

I wish LIV Golf would just bin off the individual competition and go all in on the team format. That’s where all the juice is

That ball has definitely been stamped on #LIV

The team playoff format on LIV Golf is objectively the best part of the broadcast. Why don’t they change the rules so that at every event, the top two teams play off for the win?

Speaking to Times Radio in the next few minutes for ACS on the record shoplifting figures published this morning by the ONS. Listen live: thetimes.co.uk/radio

I know nobody has done these for years but the 2 doesn’t come along very often

Wordle 1,041 2/6

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Gonna need a verdict on this from Tron Carter

There’s only one person on the planet who has beaten either Scottie Scheffler or Nelly Korda in the last month. The legend killer Stephen Jaeger

Nelly Korda lol chill #Chevron

Guys I think Nelly is a problem #Chevron

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Just switched on the golf coverage to see Jordan -3 through 10 holes and was trying to work out how he plays well around Harbour Town, only to see him hit two tee balls off the planet and now I’m even more confused #RBCHeritage

Lots of fun putting this together. The archives at Mondelez are fascinating, worth a visit if anyone gets the chance!

Felt like every time Scottie made a birdie over the last few holes, one of his challengers decided they needed to push at the wrong time. Collin in the bunker, Ludvig in the water and now Max in the plants behind 12. Now it feels almost academic #themasters

Pack it up, this one’s over. Nobody’s getting past Scottie today #themasters

Bryson is obviously still a lunatic but I think he’s finally comfortable in his own skin and is much easier to root for. His YouTube channel genuinely has some of the best online golf content around and he’s thoughtful about some of the mad stuff he’s said and done in the past.

“Guys we need to a big update for WhatsApp, what shall we do?”

“I’ve got it. Unnecessary capital letters”

Today’s Wordle is one for the Breath of the Wild players

New episode of the Local Shop Podcast is now live! Join Chris Noice Edward Woodall James Lowman for a deep dive into the regulations coming in the vaping category over the next few years and what the impact will be for retailers.

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Spoke to BBC Radio Stoke just now for ACS on theft and the big disparity between police recorded crime and the reality of what’s happening on the ground.

One report to the police is often the result of dozens of incidents that retailers are sick of dealing with.