A lot of people think wrestling is gay.

Yonkers, NY | @yonkerscomedyclub | May 9-11 ci.ovationtix.com/36676/producti…

Sometimes I have to travel by bus to spread my talents.

You can now watch Worst Kind of Thoughtful on YouTube youtu.be/99kXH4YZ3ps

If I was an electrocutioner I’d try to lighten things up a bit

Honolulu, Hawaii | @BlueNotehawaii | April 27 bluenotejazz.com/hawaii/shows/?…

The Worst Kind of Thoughtful is the first comedy special of its kind. Based on my comedy album, it stars actors, artists, friends, fans, and many of your favorite comedians. It's the first User Generated Comedy Special.

Watch now free on Youtube
youtu.be/99kXH4YZ3ps

Criminals back in the day were wild

Honolulu, Hawaii | @BlueNotehawaii | April 27 bluenotejazz.com/hawaii/shows/?…

Are kids worth it when we have the internet?

Watch now free on Youtube
youtu.be/99kXH4YZ3ps

Worst Kind of Thoughtful is now out on YouTube!! youtu.be/99kXH4YZ3ps

Shows for the week start tonight with Reality Gays: The If You Can Dream It Tour!

Tomorrow and Saturday we have Mike Vecchione (Hilarities) and Sahib Singh (Frolic Cabaret).

And rounding off the weekend you can find Emma Willmann at 7PM on Sunday.

All tickets can be

Intelligence is overrated.

Come see me this week at Pickwick & Frolic/ Hilarities 4th Street Theatre Get tix here: pickwickandfrolic.com/comedy-calenda…

Ladies, it’s your time right now!!!

Worst Kind of Thoughtful is out now YouTube youtu.be/99kXH4YZ3ps

My blood is a 100% Italian.

Worst Kind of Thoughtful is now out on YouTube. youtu.be/99kXH4YZ3ps

Dog owners need to chill out

Cleveland, OH | Pickwick & Frolic/ Hilarities 4th Street Theatre | April 19-20 pickwickandfrolic.com/comedy-calenda…

Mike Vecchione just listened to your extended cut of “The Attractives” on Apple Music, and omg…the YouTube version was already hysterical and one of my faves, but the extended cut is even better
Thanks for releasing both!

heyNY The Comedy Cellar 6:45pm tonight Jeff Dye Colin Quinn 8:45pm Sam Morril nick griffin 10:45pm Nathan Macintosh godfrey & more 8pm The Stand NYC Mike Vecchione Lil Sasquatch 9pm Jim Florentine mark normand 10pm Dan St. Germain Natalie Cuomo & more

Tide pods do look really appetizing

Cleveland, OH | Pickwick & Frolic/ Hilarities 4th Street Theatre | April 19-20 youtu.be/99kXH4YZ3ps

Last night was a pretty unbelievable night at Gotham Comedy Club. We had over 200 people there and a lineup of unbelievable comics, Mike Vecchione mark normand Jim Gaffigan including some amazing drop-ins. We also raised a bunch of money for The Koby Mandell Foundation as well.

There are perks to looking like a cop.

Worst kind of Thoughtful is out now on YouTube. youtu.be/99kXH4YZ3ps

Eclipse yesterday, eye doctor today.

I can kill in front of a room full of kids. I’m what you call a double threat.

Honolulu, Hawaii | Blue Note Hawaii | April 27 bluenotejazz.com/hawaii/shows/?…

Put down the Hawaiian pizza and come see me perform at the Blue Note Hawaii in Honolulu HI April 27th

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