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Kautuk Srivastava

@Cowtuk

Comic, sitcom writer, author. Not all thoughts are jokes but all jokes are thoughts. My book RED CARD is out NOW!
For bookings contact: [email protected]

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calendar_today02-03-2010 18:19:37

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So wholesome to listen to the very poetic, little but deep feelings and observations by Kautuk Srivastava on becoming a father. Big fan of his sensitive observations and acknowledgement of little but very very important things of life. Brought a great smile this one
youtu.be/bURgQhSfVYM?si…

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Visakan Veerasamy(@visakanv) 's Twitter Profile Photo

sounds to calm crying baby: happy clap-a-long sunshine giggles and kisses whee yay

sounds to put baby to sleep: doomer locomotive train plays 11/4 jazz drum solo ft. cosmic radiation ft. call of cthulhu ASMR

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Kautuk Srivastava(@Cowtuk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

At that stage where I still can't tell what my daughter feels about me. For eg: recently, felt so happy when she gave me a broad, full-hearted smile.

... but then, soon after, she gave the exact same smile to a table lamp. So 🤷‍♂️

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One of the hard parts about living with performers is that they reserve their very best selves for strangers.

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This is exactly what it feels like when a joke starts working. You completely forget the number of silences it encountered and the tweaks you made to resuscitate it.

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Weird new feeling I get as a parent: I feel a little sweet-sad looking at my daughter and thinking about how soon she's going to grow up and how this moment will be lost so very quickly.

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Creativity is quite wholesome if you think about it. The heart of it is that if you look hard enough there is a connection between everything, no matter how far apart they may seem at first.

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Yoon Kim(@nicoscosc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“History decays into images, not into stories.”

— Walter Benjamin (The Arcades Project, tr. Eiland et al.)

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Kautuk Srivastava(@Cowtuk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

One way to not be cringe is to stop thinking in terms of cringe v non-cringe and start thinking in terms of honest v dishonest. Never seen anything said honestly be cringey.

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There will come a time when we will see a live-action 'Saanp Seedhi' film starring Alia Bhatt. I'm sure of it.

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Really enjoyed this line by Paula Mejia, writing about the essence of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'. She said the show was about: How to be a decent person in the world when the goalposts for decency are always shifting?

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