That moment when you realise it's only 238 sleeps until Christmas and you haven't started your shopping yet....

When your Dad is telling you everything the light touches is your kingdom but you can see Reading in the distance...

When you’re walking near your co-workers and you hear your name mentioned...

Well, as the sun is finally starting to peep it's head out, we are delighted to bring you the first of our new summer clothing range here Crap Taxidermy.

I'm pretty good with expanding foam?

When you’re about to entertain everybody at the BBQ and you hear somebody whisper; “I bet this is going to be shit.”

But, you came prepared....

When you get to the school gates on Monday morning and headmaster and teacher are waiting to talk to you about little Jimmy....

When the 'Spreadable' Butter rips a hole in your bread...

Felt cute, might delete later xx

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More than happy to give it a go, nothing you can't do with some expanding foam 👍

If IKEA did taxidermy...

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Well, well, well, staurday morning.....We meet again...

That awkward moment when you have to introduce your new in-laws to the coffee table..

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“Whats that Lassie? Little Timmy has fallen down the old well but you didn’t tell us for 6 hours because you simply could not miss bottomless brunch?”

'Lieutenant Dan, you got new Legs.'

So, so many questions....

'Margaret! Those Mushrooms I found are making me feel weird! A Bamboo shoot just told me to stop eating his people.'

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