Outlook has a “play emails” function. Peak office laziness lolol

Cyndi Sounds like you started using the Scientific Method Xoxo m.youtube.com/watch?v=VeYsRJ…

I say to you, my life (and my mental health) has improved tenfold since leaving that job and all of those people.

Get fucked. 😘

Casually attending a very corporate zoom meeting with a very corporate company in my underwear because that’s what happens when you call me at 6am and tell me I have a meeting in an hour. #teamnocamera

A guy said “I’d walk miles in discomfort just to do your dishes” and, gentlemen, that’s the kind of energy we’re looking for.

Yesterday I replaced an A/C duct under my house all by myself. My toilet has been broken for 6 months though. Balance.

I lost myself trying to get you to spit me out
I gave my mind and gave my health
It looks like heaven, feels like hell
You chewed me up until you finally broke me down
And you turned me into someone else
And I don’t recognize myself
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Ran my first team meeting today, complete with PowerPoint presentation. #nailedit

Today was a long and exhausting day.

Operations is something else 🫠

Sometimes I get tired of words so I listen to cinematic instrumental music and zone out while I try to mentally interpret the 1,703 shades of green that exist only in spring.