'Now look here, Hennimore MP. We've got these important local elections coming up, so it's absolutely imperative that you don't become embroiled in any personal or financial shenanigans which could reflect badly on the Conservative Party.'

I spotted this T shirt design today. The pun doesn't quite work for me but I do like the idea of Father Merrin arriving completely rat arsed to do the exorcism.

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Davey Jones Viz Comic remains Earth’s best thing. A constant source of joy. Thank you Davey Jones et al. I’ve been reading it since the Kard Bar days/early 80’s in the Hippy Arcade. Still as funny as it used to be. I’m so old here’s a picture of a bloke kissing a winged demon’s arse:

There's a new issue of Viz in the shops today. And like the Holy Bible - another popular publication which used to be very widely read though perhaps is a little less so nowadays - it contains the story of Noah and his Ark.

When drawing a strip the other week for the next issue of Viz, I was quite pleased with the name Minty Forbes-Richlist. Now realise I should have checked to see if Minty Forbes-Richlist is a columnist for the Telegraph.

Watching former Governor of the Bank of England Sir Mervyn King's New Financial Year's Eve Hootenanny on BBC2 and frankly don't think I can keep my eyes open till midnight

Davey Jones I think I've just found one of your #RotatingChinMen

Don't make my mistake of booking this Shari Lewis tribute act for your child's party. Appalling. Kids all in tears when she strangled the poor creature, and she started screaming at them and accusing them of being deep state leftists trying to sabotage her performance

Mike and his la-de-da metropolitan elitist friends may like to sneer at our age-old Christian tradition of Holy Saturday as they sip their organic concrete-ccinos. But some of us still have a bit of respect for the greatest Church in the world - the Church of ENGLAND 🇬🇧🦁🦄👍👍

'Well, have you got a cat? Would your cat be willing to become deputy chairman of the Conservatives? Look, if I don't find someone soon I'll have to ask Jonathan Gullis.'

Liz Truss's career was scuppered by a powerful cabal of opticians because the dazzling brilliance of her ideas would have literally melted everybody's eyes, making spectacles obsolete.

This has arrived and it looks excellent. More news as it comes in.

Andy Parmo Viz knew

Thing I hate about the day after Mother’s Day is having to put Mother and all the decorations back up in the loft for another year.
#MothersDay