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Sometimes I think back to my brief foray into executive level global publishing (which planefag will at least appreciate):

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Man, somebody needs to reboot Jericho.

Oh, the owlbear is not bold enough for you?

The Deathdark, a demiplane more dread and pubescent than the Grimdoom or Bloodskull. It is a place of darkness, death, and . . . spiders quite distinct from the Elemental Plane of Evil Spiders.

Of course, it's Ravenloft.

Sometimes an encounter makes you wonder if the Dungeon Master is going too easy on the adventurers.

'No one has ever been known to have created a chia golem for himself; all known examples have been received as gifts.'

'Such golems are filled with fruit-flavored liqueur, whipped cream, peanut butter, or marshmallow. The golem can spew forth one gallon of filling every three rounds until its supply (typically 1d6 +6 gallons of filling) is exhausted.'

Vecna has two lieutenants, one with a huge eye for a head and one with a big hand for a head.

Anyone ever actually use the stats for a chipmunk before? No matter how many you kill, you'll never gain a level.

'Just going to cross this bridge, and --' SURPRISE! It's a mimic, sucka! Welcome to D&D!

Derek Kagemann It's literally a dead heat. Living Hair was in Dragon #252 printed October of 1998 (no specific date). The Treehouse of Horrors episode with Snakes hair aired October 25th, 1998.

It would be kind of cool to combine this with a skeleton encounter. Like, the skeleton turns out to be inanimate, but then its mullet attacks.

'Guaranteed to drive your players crazy.' This tiny fish can increase its size and swallow your character whole.

Then again, you could run it as a candiru.

D&D has rules for monstrous bath toys that squirt your guys with water . . . and then kill them, because it's D&D.

My wife and I had a good laugh at this one.

Someone was like, 'What happens when a farmer dies in D&D?' and D&D was like, 'He comes back as an even more powerful zombie!' Unlike other undead, the Ankou has a cart for storing the corpses of its foes.