Slaughter house guy Lmao Daniel this doesn’t even make sense!!!

I got molested in this timeline, no wife,no career, Aaron Taylor Johnson gets molested he gets a wife and a career, where's the justice??

Where have I seen this all before

- rising antisemitism
- extreme economic disparity
- a German painter rejected by an art institution

Slaughter house guy He didn’t use a knife. It was a syringe filled with Pfizer

Vaxxed???

Norm Macdonald burning in hell when OJ walks in ' heard you talking all that shit mfer'

Slaughter house guy Pov: wife left town

Group chat txt: the mouse is back.. viva la France.

Synopsis: a group of 'friends', called him the mouse in college. Mediocre adult life is becoming predictable. When the wife's away the mouse will play.

'Surprise! Just practicing for my next role as 'Man in Disarray.'

Editor : 'no one's gonna care that they're full of lead what else did the report say???'

Slaughter house guy You have haters! Congrats!

She's probably been planning to have me ask for an open relationship for a while.

I offended the eclipse hive on YouTube and Instagram.

I'm so glad I don't work

'I don't need a therapist when I have you babe'

Slaughter house guy I bet that dude gives a mean handjob.

Slaughter house guy Ask if they’ve ever been wronged by a woman

Making green room small talk with headliners that have been accused of rape.

When your partner wants to pick a fight, but you just went to therapy.

I had some difficult texts to send

Slaughter house guy I know 😭😭😭