DAVE 😈 CITYWIDE CHAOS (left wing bot no:53174057) It's because the stinking pen had black ink, isn't it?!
#RacistRoyalFamily
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I'll lose even more followers, but I couldn't help myself...

Who else wants Public housing ahead of submarines?

Rather than sending so many JOURNOS over to the UK to cover a 96yo's funeral, (which will be televised anyway) wouldn't they be better off sending them to Elon Musk's Mars colony?
...After all, someone will need to cover the death of humanity, no-one on Earth will be left.

DAVE 😈 CITYWIDE CHAOS (left wing bot no:53174057) It’s a good point Dave. But please, don’t raise the 2021 UN Climate Change Conference again please!

I just can’t forget the wall to wall, dawn to midnight coverage of it by the ABC.

It went on and on for days.

And the Stokes Worst Oz?! Page after page after page.

Weird times.

How the fuck do we live in a country so bad on EV take-up that car companies now use Australia as a dumping ground for their huge utes & 4WDs while they keep new EV stock for countries where sales are far higher because of mandates & purchase concessions?

#NewsCorpse

Siri - show me the journalist bubble

DAVE 😈 CITYWIDE CHAOS (left wing bot no:53174057) Not seen much coverage of the genocide in Kenya under her rule.
British military had machines to crush the Kenyans balls ☄️☄️leading to many deaths OUCH💀

Quick Q @ #ABCNews

I understand that it is so unexpectedly shocking when a 96 year old dies, it needs adequate coverage by journalists, however, for context, & given the importance of our global Climate issues, how many ABC journos went to the 2021 UN Climate Change Conference?

💯 DAN'S VICTORIA

💯 Australia's top economy
💯 Lowest unemployment
💯 Australia's most liveable city
💯 Lower taxes
💯 Lowest tax raises in Australia
💯 Lower than average ambo times
💯 Equal best surgery wait times
💯 Best Naplan results
💯 Crime plummeting
#auspol

So the Vic Libs' now scuttled plan to tackle falling crime was to re-open a police station that the last Liberal Government closed, all because a D-grade influencer posted selfies complaining about imaginary crime in Brighton. Who is advising these people? #auspol

If you're not King Arthur or a Knight of the Round Table, Matthew Guy has probably blocked you. He doesn't care for Victorians outside of his fairytale world.
#GuyBlocked

Mathew Guy's media 'people' preemptively blocked me in 2018. I'd never previously Tweeted to him or about him. Another cool club I'm proud to be part of. #GuyBlocked

A MELBOURNE doctor has told a journo complaining about the health system to “own the bed they made” — the smackdown slams the partisan reporter for the media's role in spreading misinformation and undermining health measures. Should media own their mistakes and apologise? #auspol

Kumanjayi Walker was shot dead by constable Zachary Rolfe (who was acquitted)

An inquest has revealed texts- Rolfe re locals “neanderthals who drink too much alcohol” & that he had a “licence to towel up the locals”.
“I like it”

Also “losers”, “grubby fucks”, “coons” & “niggas”

HERALD SUN staff have been left humiliated after new crime stats vapourised their dodgy “crime wave” campaign, led by a would-be D-grade influencer. Crime is down across the board, even in Brighton, leaving News Corp and its so-called influencers red faced and disarmed. #auspol

Victorian Liberal Party leader Matthew Guy MP with his trusted advisors

Prue's been drinking again...

ROYAL BLUNDER: A conservative Australian politician is attracting global attention for all the wrong reasons — Matthew Guy, opposition leader in the state of Victoria, has awkwardly named “King Arthur” as a predecessor to Queen Elizabeth II in his condolence speech. #ukpolitics

This is Gold! 🤣🤣👏👏
#KingArthur #MattGuy 😁