One of the fastest ways to dox yourself as a cryptopleb is to ask 'what's the reason for the Bitcoin pump today.'

Its path to $1m+ is preordained. On any given day it needs no reasons.

Is the BTC spot ETF already priced in?

Don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.

cyprus PRI, similar to lower korea

1 day every 2 years to maintain it

korea minimums ofc a lot higher, and recently tripled

PR's with low/no physical stay requirements are very valuable for plan B's in special cases where you specifically cannot or do not want to be a citizen

correct, but false

humans do hero worship since forever

thats why we have celebrities and thot leaders

just that its getting worse now

the ratio of parasocial/normal relationships that people have will only increase with the pervasiveness of social media in the digital medium

Former Ripple CTO Stefan Thomas owned an IronKey hard drive containing 7,002 BTC (currently worth about $244 million) and had only two chances to guess the password, having forgotten the information. Cryptocurrency recovery company Unciphered said it was possible to bypass the

When your friend says “but idk tho DYOR” after shilling you a shitcoin for the last 1.5 hours

🚨 NEW SOCIAL ENGINEERING ATTACK IN THE WILD 🚨

a bunch of hacked accounts are tweeting about an “AaveHack” hashtag

clicking the hashtag leads to mountains of fake tweets about an aave hack

but as far as I can tell the aave hack never happened

they’re trying to get people

Peter’s gold fund EPGFX has returned ~1% per year since inception in 2013 after fees. Impressively there remains $200M in the fund after 10 years of such abysmal performance.

Money invested in $SPY would have tripled over the period.

Ok BTC will for sure go up but why buy BTC when I can buy SOL since it will for sure outperform

But why not just buy BONK instead since it will sure outperform that

But why even go though this route, can buy a lower cap mcap shitter with onchain going up

찌 G 跻 じ MBA, CFA, FRM, CFP, NGMI, HFSP, HENTAI 🛡️ I was just sucking a dick behind the dumpster. Now people have OF, they have it easy.