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@DonutHolschtein
Hammers for their teeth, bolt cutters for their fingers.
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12-01-2016 21:22:27
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There'd been a recent wave of gorgeous fashion models found naked and unconscious in Laundromats on the West Side.
Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate hold-ups at neighbourhood credit unions.
I was across town doing my laundry when I heard the call.
#PoliceSquad